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Plot: it was a comic love story. In the wedding of the two couples, ,they
recalled their interesting memory when they were head over heel in love(热恋). It was just like a magic when each of them were fallen in love in the same apartment. So if you want to the magic apartment, come with us!!!!!!
Drama : Scene1: AT THE WEDDING CEREMONY (婚礼)
After the wedding music, the presenter(主持人) went to the stage slowly.
The presenter: your moon is my heart (point to the moon). (Wear a hat) who is the most handsome guy in the world? It is me. Is anyone here doubt it (audience vomit and throw something to the platform)? Ok, that’s just some joking. Tonight I want to say something seriously. Once up a time, I have two roommates, they live with two girls in the same apartment. However, it’s a pity when one of them always walks to the left, and another will choose to take a lift (action: four people come to the apartment together. however, two girls go to their floor by elevator, and the boys will go there on foot.) however, today they will get married, so next let’s give our warmest applauds to them (the bride and the bridegroom go to the stage slowly)
The two couples stand in line, and the host begins to ask questions. The presenter(主持人): what’s your feeling tonight ?
The bridegroom A: first want to thank my parents, who create the perfect person in the world (bride a look at him with deep feeling). And I also want to thank my mother-in-law give the most beautiful angel to me. I swear (action); I will use my whole life to love her, to cherish her, to protect her. You are my love in my life. And I also want to appreciate the person who often frustrated me, who often call me “a short person”, today it’s my turn “loser”. And I still want to thank those who regard my wife as your dream lover, now I’m your nightmare!! And……… (The host breaks in)
The presenter(主持人): do you still remember your first meet?
The bride B: of course .we first meets at KFC. He is so ordinary that wouldn’t give me such a deep impression. However, when he says his words, all the people in the room are burst into laughter. Guess what he says (recalling)
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Scene2 AT KFC
A lot people stand in line, and the bride B is stand behind the bridegroom B, they are all want to buy some food. The waiter: May I help you? The bridegroom B: Yes, I want to buy the worlds best fucking chicken popcorn (强暴鸡米花).
The waiter: what? Sir, we just have the world’s best chicken popcorn. (劲爆鸡米花)
The bridegroom B: you just doubt my memory; I want the worlds best fucking chicken popcorn(强暴鸡米花).
The waiter: ok, a bag of the world’s best chicken popcorn. (劲爆鸡米花). Would you like something else?
The bridegroom B: I also want to buy some potato chips?
The waiter: sir ,we have the big sized 、the middle sized and the small sized potato chips .which one do you like?
The bridegroom B: Is your big sized potato chips just big as this? Are your middle sized potato chips just big as this? Are your small sized potato chips just big as this?
(Burst into laughter……)
The presenter(主持人): How funny! What about yours? Did you fallen in love with each other at the first sight? The bride A: Of COURSE NOT.
The bridegroom B: Of COURSE. (Stare at each other)
The bride A: Actually we first meet in the bus. That moment, I was just wanted to leave home, to escape my father’s strict education; finally I got a chance…… (Recalling)
Scene3 AT BUS STATION
(Stand in line)The bridegroom B: oh, my god! How to take a bus?
(Passenger one, put her transit card in her back pocket behind her jeans, so when she get in the bus, she use her butt to touch the machine.)
(The bridegroom B is confused, but it’s his turn now, so he just imitated her……)
The diver: Oh, freak, use your coins, or your transit card. Don’t wave your ass, I’m not a gay!
(So he sits behind the bride B, the girl is smiling, but she hides her self in a hurry when there comes two bodyguards, they look around the bus, and then the driver becomes impatiently)
The driver: use your coins, or your transit card. What the hell you are look at? (The bodyguards get out of the car)
The driver: if you can’t afford it .please don’t pretend The Matrix(黑客帝国) The presenter(主持人): interesting , and what’s the happiest moment?
The bridegroom A: May be I can answer this question? I think the happiest
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moment is the first time she cooks for me…… (Recalling)
Scene4 AT BRIDE APARTMENT
The bride A: Daring, I make you the most delicious food in the world? The bridegroom A: Oh, thank you? What’s this? The bride A: It’s the egg fries rice!! The bridegroom A: It looks yummy! The bride A: I can’t wait you taste it! The bridegroom A: en, en … of course!
(The first mouth) The bridegroom A: There is something strange in my mouth. Oh, it’s the shell of egg. (The bride is a little sad)
The bridegroom A: It’s doesn’t matter, sweets! I think it is tasty? The bride A: really? So try it again!
The bridegroom A: (embarrassed, the second mouth) oh, no, on, it’s your hair ……
The bride A: sorry，it’s my first make dinner to someone? (Begin cry) The bridegroom A: Oh, my honey! I will eat it up! The bride A: I love you so much! So go ahead.
The bridegroom A: (unwilling to eat up it) I finished, it’s the most delicious I have ever ate in my life.
The bride A: Oh, thank you！But I just forget to tell you, I dropped my nail in it. The bridegroom A: it’s ok. (Vomiting)
The presenter(主持人): how about the most embarrassed moment ?
The bridegroom B: It is the most embarrassed time in my life…… (Recalling)
Scene5 AT A CAFÉ
The bridegroom B: Dear, what should we eat tonight? The bride B: whatever!
The bridegroom B: How about chafing dish? The bride B: It’s too hot, do you think so? The bridegroom B: How about some seafood? The bride B: Sea food is not good! It’s so dirty.
The bridegroom B: Could you tell me what you want to eat? The bride B: whatever!
The bridegroom B :( embarrassed) how about we doing something else? The bride B: Whatever!
The bridegroom B: Should we go to the cinema? I haven’t seen a film for a long time.
The bride B: It would so bore, and it will waste a lot of time. The bridegroom B: How about eat some coffee? The bride B: coffee will influence my sleep quality.
The bridegroom B: How about doing some shopping? Girls like it. The bride B: It is to hot outside, I don’t think …… The bridegroom B: OK, let’s go home??
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The bride B: whatever!
The bridegroom B: Should we take a bus? The bride B: The bus is so crowing.
The bridegroom B: How about take a taxi?
The bride B: Taxi is so expensive; you know it is not far?
The bridegroom B: So, we will walk to our apartment on foot, shall we? The bride B: I’m hungry; I don’t have the energy to walk. The bridegroom B: what the hell are you want to do? The bridegroom B: whatever! (Laughter……)
The presenter(主持人): So, next let’s welcome our dear minister. The minister: Do you want to marry her? The bridegroom: YES!
The minister: Do you want to marry him? The bride: YES!
The minister: So, change your ring. You will belong to each other; I am looking forward to attending your wedding, I will give you a discount. The presenter(主持人): OK, welcome to our love apartment!!!!
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